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13.06.2025 00:43

Still no good
So, the docs changed it to read
Still no good.
Why are leftist movements so popular among young people?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Just Forget it!
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Why do men like to suck another man’s dick?
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
share office space ...
Why do all the stupid people think Donald J. Trump is stupid?
Thumbs down again.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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No, not a chance
Loons and Moons
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Nuts and Butts
Then came..
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Freaks and Cheeks
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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No go.
Everyone loved it.
Catatonics & High Colonics
How can I be okay with being ugly? What is the bright side?
Another attempt resulted in ...
No way
They put up a sign reading
Hysterias & Posteriors
So they tried
Unacceptable again!